The age is 2069.
Earth - weary and all-but-fallen from savage nuclear holocaust that has ravaged once-fertile lands and bustling civilisations, is destined to become nothing more than a relic of the past, consigned to the memories of the last few remaining, and dying survivors...
*Rumbling getting louder*
*A crash is heard*
Dying Survivor: !!?? "W-what was THAT?!"
*FLASHES OF BLINDING LIGHT*
*Incredible music starts playing*
*An arched door to a highly sophisticated flying structure opens*
*4 very SW£G beings emerge*
*Music still playing*
Dying survivor: "I-it, it can't be... Wait! Holy SHIT it FUCKING is!!
Rejuvenated Survivor Loving Life: "IT'S SUUUUPERRRRRR-GAAAANGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!"
*MUSIC GETS LOUDER AND MORE TRIUMPHANT*
Rejuvenated Survivor Loving Life: "HAHAHA OH WOW SWEET LEEZUS MATO THE BOYS ARE BLOODY HERE BRADDO!! TELL SHEILA TO RACK UP A BREWO!!!"
*Earth gets saved*
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