News: merch

It's that time of year again, where the whole world goes capitalism crazy for a few days. We're getting involved with our own Blahk Friday, which offers a 20% discount on a whole bunch of super sweg items, including vinyl, CDs, clothing and merch. The offer is available from now until Monday night and the full list of the discounted items can be found over at the shop.

The rumours are true. You can now become an official member of the cult and enjoy all the benefits that come with such an esteemed lifestyle choice. For a simple monthly fee, you can enjoy tiered benefits based on how much you're willing to donate to the cause. Tier 1 members will be given the option of early orders on all new merch and music, while tier 2 members - AKA Sweg Level 9000+ Cult Members - will have the same benefits as tier 1 plus a whole bunch of other sweg stuff. They will include early access to tickets for live shows, a monthly 10% discount on any order from the Blah store (limited to one per month) and an annual free physical copy of any Blah Records release of your choice. For a list of the full benefits available and for the membership form itself, please head here.

It's that time again, as we unveil the latest batch of merch for you lucky bunch. First up, we've got the Blah Boy long sleeve t-shirt. A fitting tribute to the legendary Bad Boy Records era of rap, emblazoned with a small Blah Boy logo on front and a large version on the back.

Next there's a fresh take on the Blah Jar design, as the iconic logo gains awareness and is reborn as Woke Blah Jar. Both the front and back of the cap are embroidered and it's available in a variety of colours, limited to 100 of each. More info and pre-orders for both items are available at the store.

To commemorate the soon-to-be historic release of Jam Baxter and Lee Scott's Happy Hour album, we are proud to unveil these brand new supremely crafted clothing items. We have hoodies and t-shirts, both featuring the Happy Hour logo in small on the front and in large on the back. Plus the hoodies are also acid washed and look pre-scuffed, so no one will be able to tell that you were forcibly ejected from the pub for lewd behaviour. Everyone's a winner. More info can be found over on the Blah store

We just dropped some brand new merch in honour of the inimitable Nah Eeto. Add some much needed sweg to your wardrobe with a cap and t-shirt, emblazoned with the iconic Mitsogo logo. Both items are available now over on the Blah store and you can see more photos of them below.

Continuing with our running theme of niche branded products that you would probably kill for, we are pleased to announce that these extremely limited edition Lego heads are now available. Emblazoned with the iconic Lee Scott cross face logo and available in 9ct gold, gold plated or sterling silver, you are guaranteed to be the envy of every mere mortal who crosses your path. Pricing and orders are available here, but be quick yooo.

You have probably heard the rumours by now. The pioneering swegged out band of brothers known as Cult Mountain have split up. But before you shed a thug tear, news is surfacing of a reunion show next month. The show promises to deliver not only the CM boys themselves - Lee Scott, Milkavelli, Trellion & Sumgii - but also a stack of new music, merch and mayhem (as is the MO for any Blah related event). Tickets are available right now, but be quick cos these things have a habit of selling out pretty sharpish. The gig takes place on 5 September and you can find more details here.

A very welcome return for one of the OG Blah logos, as we unveil our latest merch addition. The much loved and highly lauded Blah Jar expertly recreated on a limited edition, crisp navy blue 100% cotton t-shirt. Pre-orders are ready for you now over on the Blah store, but be quick as there are only 60 available.